Only you could make those words cute. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I’m really more an apartment person.

I like seafood. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.