There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You can see how I lived before I met you. Ow, my spirit! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!
We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.