ASCENT

And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? That’s not soon […]

Battery Energy Drink

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? That’s not soon enough! Shut up and take my money! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious […]

Director’s cut

And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? That’s not soon […]

Littlewoods

I just told you! You’ve killed me! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! […]

Smiling Hunter

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Meh. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Belligerent and numerous. Incidentally, you have a dime […]

GEOMETRIKARAOKE

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! With gusto. No, I’m Santa Claus! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You […]

Adi Halfin

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You can see how I lived before I met you. Ow, my spirit! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! We’ll need to […]

THE STYLE OUTLETS

We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I just told you! You’ve […]

Max Factor Miracle

https://vimeo.com/193352410 Belligerent and numerous. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. And until then, I can never die? You can see how I lived before I met you. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to […]